What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:52

After a few moments he returns.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
{RING} {RING}
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
At what point did you realize it was the right time to leave your job?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.